Ah, Yes. I finally watched New Moon with and Sammeh. I was told many things about this movie...All Bad.

We lol'd thoughout this entire movie. I could not believe this angst attempt at cinema. This enraged a 40-year-old-something in front of us in the process, but we couldn't help it.

[SPOILER ALERT]Here is some tidbits I found hilarious thoughout the film


- First: Edward has a PEPPERONI NIPPLE! It was HUUUGE!! ewwwwww~



- Also...Edward has a very hairy chest. If the werewovles have less hair then you, You have
a problem



- Bella tripping over a ninja branch in the middle of the woods that was 2 inches away from her and falling quite hard XD



- Jacob saying, "What a marshmallow." Very awesome



- Bella being a cocktease:
Bella: "HEEEEEEEY thur, Jacob. GET IN MAH PANTS
Jacob: "RLY?!"
Bella: "No." /emo




- Bella is unable to close her mouth thoughout the entire film. Mouthbreather



- The GIANT muffins that the wolf boys nommed on. : D



- Half naked men strategically placed



- Edward throwing Bella against a wall in order to ' protect ' her from Izzy Vampire



- The MUSTACHE sported by Bella's dad (and his seme 'fishing' buddy)



- Vampires don't sparkle if they are in cars....It doesn't matter how much sun





- Jacob's awkward turtles



- Bella's scream dreams. How did she not wake up from that dramatic spectacle?



- Bella's fail jump off that cliff followed by a freaky ass brain trip



- Bella being a total bitch to all her friends and family. Her friends are cute! She didn't
smile ONCE at them



- Jacob taking off his shirt when Bella hit her head followed by a random mind rape by Bella



- The uke blonde vampire from Italy.



- Bella saying, "Sooo...You're the wolf girl." to the only other NON werewolf in the
room...making it very obvious she was talking about her wolf-scar



- Bella frolicking in the woods. WTF? She looked high



- Edward and Bella eating their faces off. The weirdest making out I've ever seen.



- Edward's 'great acting' with pained faces



- Bella acts like a whiny baby who has no life without her perfect god-like boyfriend. And
she's pathetic enough to take him back after he dumped her for no real reason



- Edward being tossed around like a football



- The Ending:
Bella: "OMG I'M SO NORMAL. BUT TWO HAWT GUYS ARE FIGHTING OVER ME! NOOOES!"
Edward: "Oh, Bella. I can't trust myself. You are too important. DON'T TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME!"
Bella: "Whut?"
Edward: "Our love is complicated. .... I can't see you anymore."
Bella: "D:"
Edward: "Oh wait...MARRY ME!"
Bella: "8DDDDD"
Jacob: "...."




-And Bella's constant orgasm face and noises




So....I recommend this movie for a good laugh



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